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Wild Colonial Boy
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Post subject: The Zombie apocalypse has started  Posted: May 28th, 2012, 12:28 am |
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http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2 ... rthur.htmlQuote: Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim
It was a scene as creepy as a Hannibal Lecter movie.
One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp Saturday, police said.
The horror began about 2 p.m. when a series of gunshots were heard on the ramp, which is along NE 13th Street, just south of The Miami Herald building.
According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man’s face and shouted on his loud speaker for him to back away.Meanwhile, a woman also saw the incident and flagged down a police officer who was in the area.
The officer, who has not been identified, approached and, seeing what was happening, also ordered the naked man to back away. When he continued the assault, the officer shot him, police sources said. The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots. http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/26/mi ... ad-1-hurt/Quote: Miami police are still tight-lipped about the man they shot and killed on the MacArthur Causeway Saturday afternoon, but new details back claims they had no choice: the naked man they shot was trying to chew the face off another naked man, and refused to obey police orders to stop his grisly meal, which one source now claims included his victim’s nose and eyeballs.
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Miami police have not confirmed the details of what happened next, but sources close to the investigation told CBS4 News that officers found one man gnawing on the face of another, in what one police source called the most gruesome thing he’d ever seen.
The fight was taking place at the causeway exit near the Miami Herald building, and amazed officers tried to stop it, ordering the man making a meal out of the other man to stop.
Armando Aguilar, who heads the local chapter of the Fraternal Order of Police, said he has spoken with the officer who responded. Aguilar said the officer saw what the man was doing, and ordered him to stop. He said the man growled at the officer, and then returned to his meal.
Aguilar said the man ate his victim’s nose and eyeballs.
The officer then used his service weapon and shot the man, Aguilar said, but the gunshot had no effect.
Other sources confirmed that the man refused to obey, and continued his attack. Aguilar said the officer had no choice but to keep shooting until the attacker was dead.
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With the attacker dead, lying nude on the pavement, officers and paramedics were able to get to his victim and rush him to Jackson Memorial Hospital. Police sources say the man had virtually no face and was unrecognizable. This is how it starts, folks.
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Post subject: Re: The Zombie apocalypse has started Posted: May 28th, 2012, 12:38 am |
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Quote: Other sources confirmed that the man refused to obey, and continued his attack. Aguilar said the officer had no choice but to keep shooting until the attacker was dead. A head shot is the only way to kill those things. One shot. Done.
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Post subject: Re: The Zombie apocalypse has started Posted: May 28th, 2012, 12:47 am |
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^Yep.
If you have a gun, shoot 'em in the head. That's a sure way to kill 'em. If you don't, get yourself a club or a torch. Beat 'em or burn 'em. They go up pretty easy.
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Post subject: Re: The Zombie apocalypse has started Posted: May 28th, 2012, 1:00 am |
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They're dead, they're all messed up.
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Post subject: Re: The Zombie apocalypse has started Posted: May 28th, 2012, 1:54 am |
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WWGRD?
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Post subject: Re: The Zombie apocalypse has started Posted: May 28th, 2012, 2:05 am |
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Wild Colonial Boy wrote: WWGRD? He'd make a bunch of lame ass sequels. 
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Post subject: Re: The Zombie apocalypse has started Posted: May 28th, 2012, 2:07 am |
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I take a break from my book of zombie stories and this is what greets me on the forum. 
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Post subject: Re: The Zombie apocalypse has started Posted: May 28th, 2012, 10:19 am |
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What's the bet the face muncher's name is Juan...
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Post subject: Re: The Zombie apocalypse has started Posted: May 28th, 2012, 10:21 am |
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Cryptosporidium wrote: They're dead, they're all messed up. My favorite line in the entire movie.
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Post subject: Re: The Zombie apocalypse has started Posted: May 28th, 2012, 7:46 pm |
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Alls I need is me trusty cudgel.
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Post subject: Re: The Zombie apocalypse has started Posted: May 29th, 2012, 1:59 am |
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Yesterday I saw a closeup picture of the zombie and his victim, one taken from the opposite angle that showed everything. When they say he was chewing his face off, they weren't kidding. Most of the flesh on his face seemed to be gone.
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Post subject: Re: The Zombie apocalypse has started Posted: May 29th, 2012, 3:12 pm |
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So one time I watched Intervention and this guy was addicted to snorting bath salts. Guy went fucking nuts. Paranoid that some sort of shadow people were always watching him. Apparently bath salts are a thing now. http://abcnews.go.com/US/face-eating-at ... 8UsNpJugz5_________________ Myxo wrote: deathstalker wrote: its official,. deadsayer is the worst person in existence.
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Post subject: Re: The Zombie apocalypse has started Posted: May 29th, 2012, 4:15 pm |
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Close up photo of victim's face.  Warning. Do not click this link. http://i.imgur.com/KKokC.jpg
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Post subject: Re: The Zombie apocalypse has started Posted: May 29th, 2012, 4:31 pm |
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Saw that today. Fucking gruesome.  I mean, fuck.
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Post subject: Re: The Zombie apocalypse has started Posted: May 29th, 2012, 5:20 pm |
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Maybe the victim was wearing a mask made of luncheon meat. That would explain everything. 
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Post subject: Re: The Zombie apocalypse has started Posted: May 29th, 2012, 5:49 pm |
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I know one thing, I won't be clicking on any links.
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Post subject: Re: The Zombie apocalypse has started Posted: May 29th, 2012, 5:58 pm |
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Crimson King wrote: I know one thing, I won't be clicking on any links. I wish I hadn't.
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Post subject: Re: The Zombie apocalypse has started Posted: May 29th, 2012, 6:10 pm |
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Yeah, I wish I could unsee it.
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Post subject: Re: The Zombie apocalypse has started Posted: May 29th, 2012, 8:21 pm |
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Has anyone found out why or how this happened? Was it just a naked black dude running down the street, tackled the other dude and knocked him out while he ate his face? I'm just trying to find the scenario of how something like this starts.
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Post subject: Re: The Zombie apocalypse has started Posted: May 29th, 2012, 8:25 pm |
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Nevermind. Zombie was high on bath salts. Explains everything.
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Post subject: Re: The Zombie apocalypse has started Posted: May 29th, 2012, 8:35 pm |
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Post subject: Re: The Zombie apocalypse has started Posted: May 29th, 2012, 11:47 pm |
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Britton wrote: Nevermind. Zombie was high on bath salts. Explains everything. Figure that out yourself or did you see my post?  _________________ Myxo wrote: deathstalker wrote: its official,. deadsayer is the worst person in existence.
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Post subject: Re: The Zombie apocalypse has started Posted: May 29th, 2012, 11:57 pm |
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This guy won't stop staring at me either.  
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Post subject: Re: The Zombie apocalypse has started Posted: May 30th, 2012, 7:03 am |
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Deadsayer wrote: Britton wrote: Nevermind. Zombie was high on bath salts. Explains everything. Figure that out yourself or did you see my post? No, I didn't read your post as I had just read a few articles that didn't mention anything.
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Post subject: Re: The Zombie apocalypse has started Posted: May 30th, 2012, 4:14 pm |
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That image is probably already on the cover of at least two grindcore records.
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Post subject: Re: The Zombie apocalypse has started Posted: May 30th, 2012, 4:45 pm |
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encomiast wrote: That image is probably already on the cover of at least two goregrind records. Fixed _________________ Myxo wrote: deathstalker wrote: its official,. deadsayer is the worst person in existence.
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Post subject: Re: The Zombie apocalypse has started Posted: May 30th, 2012, 9:28 pm |
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There seems to be a lot of ill-informed nonsense going round where hundreds of sites are reporting this as due to 'new-LSD' or 'bad acid'. Typical ignorant media bias, I have never seen anybody do anything violent on acid or LSA, even if they were having a full-blown freakout. So the general consensus is that zombism is caused by 'bath salts'? I remember when methedrone (meow meow ) was still legal here and was sold as plant food. They clamped down on that shit after a bunch of people died from it. This is the really ugly face of the war on drugs right here. Dangerous or no, the 'regular' run-of-the-mill drugs that everybody knows about have been exhaustively researched and medicine and science are well aware of their effects. New designer drugs fabricated to side-step laws controlling specific molecular compounds are a far murkier and more dangerous area that opens up large numbers of people, including those who would not normally consider using illegal drugs recreationally, to harm through lack of any sort of proper knowledge or understanding of these new substances. Is that dude in a coma or something? Is he going to become one of them? I have already pre-emptively cut off one hand and replaced it with a chainsaw and am currently working on growing a larger chin. Groovy.
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Post subject: Re: The Zombie apocalypse has started Posted: May 31st, 2012, 6:47 am |
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Myxo wrote:
I have already pre-emptively cut off one hand and replaced it with a chainsaw and am currently working on growing a larger chin. Groovy.
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Post subject: Re: The Zombie apocalypse has started Posted: May 31st, 2012, 7:55 pm |
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Myxo wrote: There seems to be a lot of ill-informed nonsense going round where hundreds of sites are reporting this as due to 'new-LSD' or 'bad acid'. Typical ignorant media bias, I have never seen anybody do anything violent on acid or LSA, even if they were having a full-blown freakout. So the general consensus is that zombism is caused by 'bath salts'? I remember when methedrone (meow meow ) was still legal here and was sold as plant food. They clamped down on that shit after a bunch of people died from it. This is the really ugly face of the war on drugs right here. Dangerous or no, the 'regular' run-of-the-mill drugs that everybody knows about have been exhaustively researched and medicine and science are well aware of their effects. New designer drugs fabricated to side-step laws controlling specific molecular compounds are a far murkier and more dangerous area that opens up large numbers of people, including those who would not normally consider using illegal drugs recreationally, to harm through lack of any sort of proper knowledge or understanding of these new substances. Is that dude in a coma or something? Is he going to become one of them? I have already pre-emptively cut off one hand and replaced it with a chainsaw and am currently working on growing a larger chin. Groovy. I was totally stoked to try LSA a while back, until the guy my supplier got it from skipped town before I could buy any. I don't know where to get any woodrose seeds now. I would consider trying acid, but I would have to be sure it was pure and not cut with anything. I would never snort bath salts. I don't understand people who would. Where do they even get the idea? "Salts for putting in your bath water? Sweet! I'm gonna shove it up my nose!" It makes no sense. _________________ Myxo wrote: deathstalker wrote: its official,. deadsayer is the worst person in existence.
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Post subject: Re: The Zombie apocalypse has started Posted: May 31st, 2012, 8:49 pm |
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It spreads north. Quote: Maryland man charged with killing, eating man's brain, heartThe 21-year-old college student allegedly told detectives that he hadn't just killed the man who'd lived with his family for months, but had eaten his heart and portions of his brain. The victim's severed head and hands were found in the men's Harford County home; more remains were left in a trash container outside a church.
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Harford authorities said the killing was among the most brutal — and bizarre — they'd seen. The case comes on the heels of grisly incidents in Miami — where a naked man believed to be high on synthetic drugs known as "bath salts" ate another man's face — and New Jersey, where a man disemboweled himself and reportedly threw his intestines at police officers.
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They also interviewed Alexander Kinyua, who allegedly admitted that he had killed Agyei-Kodie by cutting him up with a knife and then eating his heart and portions of his brain.
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